****WARNING - HARDCORE STORY AHEAD WITH WHAT SOME WOULD SAY IS FUCKED UP CONTENT**** So to some this would seem "fucked up", but to us it's commonplace. She is used to the way I treat her and will do it again and again because she is in love with me. It started off at one of our favorite bars. It's usually busy with thirsty guys that are super confident. It's been about a month since A (my gf) told me she loved me and would do anything for me. At this point she was pretty new at getting fucked by guys and had only fucked maybe 5. Anyways, we're in the bar scandalously dres… 阅读更多内容
Gold Stars for Captain Obvious
So I had my status posted as "Vibrators are the best!!!!" and I wasn't really anticipating getting annoyed by the responses to it, but here goes: Men of xHam, you are correct on the following rhetorical and obvious points - 1) No, my vibrator is not a real penis. It's like if I said "I love Skittles" and you respond "Yeah, but it's not like eating real fruit". Good job Captain Obvious, gold star for you. 2) No, my vibrator does not have a tongue. If it were intended to be a substitute for a tongue, why is it shaped like a penis? It's not, so why is a tongue being brought into… 阅读更多内容